Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day and today be money Monday…
Arrr… should we be discussin’ how someday the gold bubble be burstin’? Now where shall we bury our dubloons, me hearties?
Or how best to save one’s ill-gotten booty? Avast, ye scurvy landlubbers! You’ll nevarrrr find our secret treasure map! Savvy?
We be bored of these topics.
Maybe some pictures of pirate treasure?
Why be they called pieces of eight? Arrrr, it be a silver pizza.
Well, don’t say we didn’t try!
(Confidential to people on the internet: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.)