Oh internet, what would you do without our wisdom? Here’s answers to things you didn’t know but wanted to.
Q: how to get rid of all your stuff and travel
A: Wow, you really came to the wrong blog. You will have to pry our filled bookcases out of our cold dead hands. We recommend checking out ramble-crunch’s blog instead.
Q: can hoa inspect indoor cat
A: We hope not. That’s the kind of thought that almost makes us support the NRA.
Q: i wonder what else can do if don’t talk about food
A: sex? eat? um…. music? I guess if you’re from the midwest you can spend a lot of time talking about the weather.
Q: are all academics crazy?
A: No. But a lot of them do seem to be, eh?
Q: do people not work as hard after tenure
A: Ask us again in a couple of years and we’ll let you know! (If we’re lucky.)
Q: do people who live in a igloo have morgages
A: They pay for everything with cold hard cash. HAHAHAHA.
Q: how to get out of debt with a minimum wage job
A: Try to get promoted or to find another job where you make more money. Stay away from check cashing places– their short-term loans will keep you in debt the rest of your life. Other than that, beans and rice, rice and beans… find cheap food. Get on whatever government programs you are eligible for. Call all your debt places and bargain down for lower interest rates. Read Dave Ramsey.
Q: how to stop feeling guilty catholic
A: We’re still working on this one!
Q: arguments for locking up pregnant women
A: Where do you people COME from??!?! The internet is a scary scary place.
Q: should i feel bad for having a nicer car than my parents?