Everyone’s favorite google questions

Q:  quick and inexpensive way reattach button on shirt?

A:  We recommend sewing.

Q:  if a township takes over a condo for back taxes, aren’t they responsible for keeping up the association dues every month

A:  We don’t know the answer to this, but logically it seems like they should be.  But who knows what kind of rules they can make.  That’s a really good question, but probably one for a lawyer.

Q:  do deans have summers off?

A:  As far as I know they’re usually on 12 month salaries instead of 9 month.

Q:  why parnts are grumpy

A:  Either lack of sleep or not enough vitamin “e”.

Q:  house is payed off can i pay for insurance monthly

A:  The short answer is yes.  The longer answer is:  it depends on your insurance company, and there may be a small fee for the privilege.

Q:  am i a bad mom i forget to feed my child baby food and just formula

A:  No.  Formula-only is fine for up to a year.  Before then baby food is just for practice and fun.  You can tell that a baby is ready for solids when ze stops spitting solids out or starts reaching for solids on hir own.  They’ll let you know when they’re ready.

Q:  pregnant will colleagues taken less seriously

A:  Yes, once you are pregnant you will take your colleagues less seriously.  Their opinions are less important and they’re less interesting compared to the other competing interests on your time.  That’s just what happens.

Q:  how to hack my works

A:  Since they’re yours, don’t you have easy access?

Q:  can an adult be forced to do something

A:  Yes.

Q:  difference in homemade baked goods and store bought

A:  usually butter

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5 Responses to “Everyone’s favorite google questions”

  1. eemusings Says:

    +1 on the last answer.

  2. Belle Says:

    last question: homemade doesn’t usually add preservatives to increase shelf life

  3. MutantSupermodel Says:

    LOL! The pregnant one :) and the hack one and all of them. Silly stuff

  4. rented life Says:

    The pregnant one made me laugh and laugh.


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