Your deepest darkest Googled questions

Q:  it is hard being perfect

A:  Not so far!  (Sure, sometimes we say it is, but only for ironic purposes.)

Q:  in what way can people donate to charity?

A:  Time and money are two popular ways.

Q:  what kind of mortgage for a house that is paid off

A:  Home equity loan.

Q:  do professors get mail in the summer?

A:  Yes, unless they don’t go into work to pick it up.

Q:  when is the best time to have a baby if you are a teacher

A:  Whenever you’re ready for one.

Q:  constant accidents use diapers at birtday party?

A:  yes

Q:  why do you need experience to work at ta minimum wage job

A:  Short answer:  because life sucks.  Slightly longer answer:  Because the job market is still pretty terrible, employers can offer min wage to experienced people and experienced people will accept it.

Q:  will a lying person say you’re making accusations

A:  Often.  Depends what kind of liar.

Q:  how do i remove crayon from a wood table

A:  simply pick it up.  If it is glued down, use solvent and then refinish. You may be able to do a quick fix with toothpaste, but that part will look shiny in certain light, so it’s really a kludge.  (Note:  we are not experts in furniture repair, follow our advice at your own risk.)

Q:  will the bank take my paid off house if i can not pay the morgage of another property.  Related:  if you have a house that is paid for and i have a house that have a mortgage on it could the company that i”m paying the mortgage on take the house that is paid for ?

A:  No.

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