Q: it is hard being perfect
A: Not so far! (Sure, sometimes we say it is, but only for ironic purposes.)
Q: in what way can people donate to charity?
A: Time and money are two popular ways.
Q: what kind of mortgage for a house that is paid off
A: Home equity loan.
Q: do professors get mail in the summer?
A: Yes, unless they don’t go into work to pick it up.
Q: when is the best time to have a baby if you are a teacher
A: Whenever you’re ready for one.
Q: constant accidents use diapers at birtday party?
Q: why do you need experience to work at ta minimum wage job
A: Short answer: because life sucks. Slightly longer answer: Because the job market is still pretty terrible, employers can offer min wage to experienced people and experienced people will accept it.
Q: will a lying person say you’re making accusations
A: Often. Depends what kind of liar.
Q: how do i remove crayon from a wood table
A: simply pick it up. If it is glued down, use solvent and then refinish. You may be able to do a quick fix with toothpaste, but that part will look shiny in certain light, so it’s really a kludge. (Note: we are not experts in furniture repair, follow our advice at your own risk.)
Q: will the bank take my paid off house if i can not pay the morgage of another property. Related: if you have a house that is paid for and i have a house that have a mortgage on it could the company that i”m paying the mortgage on take the house that is paid for ?