Your googly questions

Q:  what else can be done with vertical blinds when they wear out

A:  #1 suggests an exorcism.

Q:  how to writye a response to a unit review

A:  if you’re my department?  Very snippily, making sure to throw junior faculty under the bus.

Q:  does milk come out as long as baby keeps sucking

A:  Yes.  You are always producing milk, though sometimes the baby doesn’t think it is enough.  Recall that milk is demand-induced-supply, so that even if there’s not enough milk now, there will be a bigger supply after you get some sleep or by this same time tomorrow.  Also:  Sometimes the baby doesn’t want milk, just to suck, in those cases ze manipulates the breast to get little to no milk.

Q:  can i have a baby and finish my phd

A:  Assuming you’re not infertile, probably.

Q:  not needing a second kid..but should i

A:  why?

Q:  is getting a second job worth it?

A:  Depends on the circumstances

Q:  get a second job to pay down credit card debt?

A:  Good idea!  Just make sure you don’t rack up more because you’re so tired.

Q:  why buy a house that’s not in a good school district

A:  They tend to be cheaper for what you get otherwise.

Q:  what other things we can eat instead of maggie

A:  Ice cream.  (Says maggie.)

Q:  is it alright to force a kid to learn something

A:  Yes

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4 Responses to “Your googly questions”

  1. rented life Says:

    Does this mean maggie tastes like ice cream?

  2. MutantSupermodel Says:

    Who ever “needs” a second kid?

  3. Revanche Says:

    Why… “should” you, indeed? Are we lacking for unneeded children around here?


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