Help me Google, you’re my only hope!

Q:  when did you want another baby

A:  When my first started being able to entertain hirself and to help out around the house.  (Also, DH saw his sibling’s newborn and got baby fever.)  YMMV.

Q:  can i have a gardening business as a second job

A:  Can you have it as a first job?

Q:  reasons you are from the midwest

A:  1.  You were born there;  2. Your parents moved there when you were a child (often for job purposes) and stayed for a while;  3.  Your escape pod from Krypton landed there.

Q:  places for gifted children to hang out on the internet

A:  probably not where I hung out in high school and early college, that’s for sure.

Q:  is it better to have a 403 b or a roth ira?

A:  Both!  If you can swing it.  What do you think your income will be like when you retire?  Would you rather be taxed now or later?

Q:  funny things to say to good looking people

A:  “Madam, I may be drunk but bllllearrrrghhhh.”  –Winston Churchill after too much alcohol

Q:  what will happen if we don’t eat radishes

A:  radishes will overrun us all and start getting all up in our grills.  Please do your part.

Q:  should i buy a home in december

A:  Sure, why not?  (Assuming you have 20% down and can afford a 30 year fixed rate mortgage)

Q:  “pay off mortgage or buy another house”

A:  The former, then the latter, unless you have a lot of money (and the temperament) to play investor.

Q:  nice things to say to your best friend

A:  I couldn’t blog without you!

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10 Responses to “Help me Google, you’re my only hope!”

  1. Mrs. Pop @ Planting Our Pennies Says:

    but now I want to know where you hung out on the internet! IRC?

  2. Pamela Says:

    OMG these Google questions posts are so funny!

  3. Holly@ClubThrifty Says:

    Are these search terms that led people to your site? =/

  4. KeAnne Says:

    The radish one is so bizarre but so great. I never considered there might be repercussions to not eating radishes LOL

  5. Rumpus Says:

    Q: When did you want another baby?
    A: When the first one sprung a leak the *day* after the warranty expired.


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