F* you to cabdrivers who want to make small talk and chit-chat at 4am on the way to the airport. I hate this guy so much. Who wants to tell a stranger about their hobbies and politics at 4am? You just lost all my future business for your company.
F* you also to cabdrivers who don’t know how to get places and have to ask me. Ask Siri, use GPS, f*ing memorize an atlas in your free time, I don’t care. If I could get there myself I wouldn’t have to pay you. Do your job.
Related f* you to all people who are incompetent at their jobs! Also f*-you to the awful Mexican place in the Denver airport, you know the one, with the extremely uninspiring food and the slow-ass service.
Shout-out, though, to the awesome Vietnamese place in Silver Spring, MD, who had delicious food and brought all our complex orders right, and fast, the first time. Yum yum yum! A+ would eat again.
#2 doesn’t mind chatty cab drivers (in fact, in her profession, cab drivers are the only regular people that many of the top folks in her field ever talk to…so she hears about their views at conferences as if they’re the “man on the street”), but she would mind them at 4am.
Shout-out to the grandparents who came to visit even though we don’t live in a big interesting city. And even though you had to miss an important football game.
Do you have any travel-related shout-ats or shout-outs?