Linkin’ and lovin’

Best.  Anniversary gift.  EVAR!  from The Bloggess.

This week I have been wasting (investing!) tons of time messing around on book sites Book Riot and Book Country.

The Little Professor amuses me with liveblogging an old religious novel.

Speaking of easily amused, this is, I am convinced, the funniest thing ever (lyrics NSFW):

I saw the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie in the theater (before I moved to Blighted Town) and when they played this opening, I laughed until I cried. I’m still laughing now, 5 years later..

Another viewpoint on online teaching technologies by cherish the scientist.  Ultimately we think these are empirical questions about who benefits, if there’s a benefit, and how and when people benefit.  We imagine that online ed can be great for systematic learning, and possibly puzzle-based learning (with aha moments) if given the right kind of gaming system.  We also think that perhaps there are other critical thinking skills that it is not so good at (and are thus very leery of its use in graduate school).  But how to measure those skills is also difficult.

Mutant SuperModel with things she’s learned from pf blogs that she wishes she hadn’t.

#2 has been playing chicken with the hospital all week (while her regular doctor is out of town) and hasn’t been up to linking to things.  She will have a rant sometime after the baby actually comes on how dilation doesn’t necessarily mean anything and some women have long slow labors they can’t feel and should not go into the hospital until they have an actual real sign of labor, and how confirmation bias in doctors causes some of them not to realize this and so they end up doing a ton of interventions and end up giving unnecessary c-sections… or maybe she just had that rant.

Ask the Grumpies: Handy Mnemonic Devices

Focavista asks:

What mnemonic tricks do we know? (Somehow I have been fascinated by this recently.) For example, in chemistry I learned – “LEO the Lion says ‘GER’”. I learned “Chief SOH CAH TOA” in geometry. There is one for the planets (pre-Pluto’s downgrade) [#2 notes:  My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas], and biology has one for the classification categories (kingdom, phylum, class, etc) in biology [#2 notes:  kings play chess on fine green silk; #1 notes: King Philip came over from great Spain]. Even I invented one for my students to learn irregular verbs for a verbal tense in Spanish. I am curious about other disciplines.

Here we will list the ones we use on a regular basis or can recall off the tops of our heads.  There are some fun websites if you want to learn more.

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally is order of operations (parens & exponents; multiply & divide; add & subtract).  Oddly, I remembered it as PEMDAS but had to think to remember Sally’s name.  Also can’t forget FOIL, first outside inside last… though I suppose kids these days are doing lattice multiplication instead.

Sadly many of the mnemonics I know are NSFW. For example, the one for colors on resisters. BBROYGBVGW… My first boyfriend knew a lot of these.

My favorite is “All students take calculus” which is for determining which trig things are positive in which quadrants (remembering that quadrants go counter-clockwise).  All are positive in the first quadrant, sin in the second, tan in the third, and cos in the fourth.

Kingdom, phylum, etc.:  Keep Putting Condoms On For Great Sex.  See, there, you learned two things at once!

Which reminds #2 of how compact sets are like a month’s set of birth control pills in a compact case.  Every open cover has a finite sub-cover.  She no longer remembers what that phrase actually means in terms of set theory, but will never forget the phrase.

Biologists / pre-med have the dirtiest ones.   [#2 disagrees-- she argues that EE/CS has the dirtiest because they're both dirty and misogynistic-- their mnemonics neither use condoms nor necessarily ask for consent.]  Anatomy is hard and requires lots of brute-force memorization, where mnemonics come in very useful.

Scared Lovers Try Positions That They Can’t Handle are the bones in the forearm.

There are many from music.  FACE, Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge (re-written by my proto-feminist childhood self as Ernie’s Green Brains Didn’t Function).

To remember German prepositions, I have some songs and dances.

The ones that take accusative you sing to “Mary Had a Little Lamb” (durch, fuer, gegen, ohne, um; ohne, um, ohne um; durch, fuer, gegen, ohne, um, nehmen akusative!) and the ones that take dative you sing to “The Blue Danube” (aus, ausser, bei, mit… NACH, ZEIT!  VON, ZU!).  (for the sticklers out there, these songs aren’t complete, but they are good enough for most uses)

I should remember righty-tightey, lefty-loosey when mounting towel racks.  It works much better that way.

Things to remember about horseback riding:  rise and fall with the leg on the wall (posting on the correct diagonal).  A Fat Bay Mare Can Hardly Ever Kick is the order of letters around the dressage ring, widdershins.  Wikipedia tells me that there is one that goes around clockwise as well, but that’s not the one we use.

Personality traits are OCEAN.  Great Lakes are HOMES.  I can’t remember what I made up for PV = nRT but it is pronounced like “pervnert”.

My students made up one to figure out what is valid and invalid in the propositional calculus.  Affirm Antecedent == always awesome!  Deny Antecedent == dead on arrival.  Affirm Consequent == awful choice!  Deny Consequent == definitely correct.

What are your favorite handy mnemonic devices?

Percentage vs Percentage Point: A Primer

If your (ordinary least squares) regression coefficient is .047, that is an increase of .047 points, or an increase of 4.7 percentage points.  When X goes up by 1, Y goes up by 4.7 percentage points (or 4.7 ppt for short).

It is not an increase of 4.7%.

To determine what percent change it is, you need to start with a base or an average. If, for example, the mean of the Y variable is .47, then an increase of .047 would be: .047/.47*100 = an increase of 10% off the mean.

Note that 10% is not the same as 4.7%.

Percentage vs. percentage point is a way that people lie with statistics.  A small percentage point change can look large in percentage terms and a large percent change can look small in percentage point terms.  Most people don’t know the difference, and think both mean percent.

*disclaimer:  if both your X and Y variables are in natural logs then, because of the beauty of Taylor approximations, the regression coefficient can be read as a percent with certain assumptions about the size of the change etc.

Endless (Link) Love

Cats as fonts.  I like Garamond!

I’m pretty sick of the articles implying that working mothers can’t have it all and never asking how working fathers manage, but this article on working mother stereotypes by Zuska is refreshing.

The blog that ate manhattan has some great posts this week.  Here’s one on laws mandating ultrasound before abortion and whether or not politicians should get involved in medical best practice more generally.  She also highlights another blog with very thought provoking posts on the subject.   One of the posts discusses the view of an abortion gone wrong from the emergency room, something that is sure to increase in number as the country makes it more difficult for women to get safe and legal abortions (warning:  may trigger).

Just… OMG.  And I thought mine was bad for sending thick packets of garbage on economics he didn’t understand.

Prof like substance asks where are the liberal Christians.

I’d always heard that a little over 50% of fund managers failed to beat the S&P 500… last year that number was apparently 79%.  Index funds for the win!

Tenured Radical has a post aptly entitled: So You Think You Can Write During the Semester? (hahaha.)  This type of thing inspires me.  I can’t get up any earlier but I should probably say no to service more often.  We have 3/3 loads here.  Greh.

Imma blame my lack of writing on things like this happening around here:

Drunkblogging

(written by the non-preggers one of us… obvs… )

#1:  I came home from work and started drinking on an empty stomach.  This semester I must resolve to stay out of department and campus drama.  If I think about how bad things are I will just be angry all the time.  I should really try to care way way less about the lack of respect I’m getting.

#2:  was today your first teaching day or something?

#1:  no but first day of faculty on contract; college-wide meetings
#2: next time bring the alcohol with
in a thermos with hot chocolate they’ll never know

#1:   SO FIRST my travel request to a conference was denied for no stated reason.
then an administrator gave a 2-hr speech about strategic planning in which ze said how much ze hates research (not in so many words)
also a lawyer talked for 20 min straight about discrimination laws “here are some examples of harassment. Don’t do them. Here is a list of protected classes. I shall repeat them like 5 times.” [Note: we all did the required online training.  It was less detailed than that, but seemed to last forever.  Duh.]
and the ethernet in my office died over break for no real reason.

#2:   Alcohol in an insulated mug with chocolate.  It’s how I got through my philosophy class in college.
#1:  also it was cold out, and we had to SIGN IN for this meeting so ze can see if people are coming.
 Also I have some beer.
#2:  don’t drunk dial your partner
don’t make out with an ex boyfriend tonight
#1: I should probaly not drunkblogge

#2: no no, just don’t drunkposte.  we could use some drunkblogges
I’ll go over it before it posts to make sure you don’t leave any “F*ck You [name of university]” in.

 #1 : hehehe
  right
  and I don’t wanna be all [censored] in it
 #2: every single post queued up next week except the ask the grumpies is about kids
 #1: I’ll see if I can change that??
 #2: one of those could easily be moved another week
  apparently all I have to say anything about is money and kids
and the money post is about kids
  so…
#1: hahaha
 #2: Tuesday would make an excellent drunkblogge post
 #1: I will try to work on stuff perhaps about rage and drunkenness and how good my life is with partner except for things.
 #2: sure
  We’re gonna be ok. We have our men.   And OMG, at least we don’t have the lives of some of these humanities profs that started teaching this week
 #1:  yeah, more and more I’m thinking of getting out of this job but the alternatives are not better

#2: I shoudl go to sleep
don’t get too hungover
drink gatorade or something

#1: I’ll be fine
  I have only 1 beer

#2:   ah, that’s not so drunk blogging
unless you’re a lightweight
mildly buzzed blogging

 #1: I am a lightweight
 #2: tipsy blogging!
#1: yup
 #2: wherein you flirt with wordpress
  and giggle a lot
 #1: heee

Your Google Questions Answered

Q:  is being grouchy a sin

A:  Um…. let’s see here… sloth, greed, pride, lust… um… envy, gluttony… that’s six.  Uh… wikipedia?  Aha, wrath.  Wrath, who knew?  (#2 did, but does it anyway!)  Ok, so it looks like being grouchy is a subset of the “wrath” sin, so yes, being grouchy is a sin, though probably a minor one.

Q:  why do some folks love us and some hate us

A:  We’ve often wondered that ourselves.  We think it’s because we have fairly strong personalities which mean that we’re more likely to attract or repel.  We’re not milquetoast.

Q:  do you like spending or saving money

A:  Both!

Q:  effects of titanium dioxide “does it cause cancer”

A:  We defer to wikipedia.  They say, possibly yes.  But #2 says you should worry about many other things before you worry about that particular one.

Q:  does your partners career matter?

A:  Of course!

Q:  how to get rid if so many toys

A:  We suggest finding a smaller child to hand-me-down them to or just pack them up to Goodwill.

Q:  why gifted students hate group work

A:  hoo boy can we answer this one.  We hate group work because we hate having to do all the work.  We hate being group leaders for people who dislike us and taunt or tease us whenever they can.  I dunno, that probably covers it.  #1 also hated how art projects were invariably involved no matter what class, though she was generally able to delegate that part to other group members, meaning she did in fact not do 100% of the work, since her artistic abilities are, let’s say, not gifted.  We hate that our grade reflects the stupidity and laziness of our classmates, and that therefore the teacher may think less of us or unfairly believe we are like our classmates who hate reading.  We love reading.

Q:  are the dresden files for male readers

A:  Yeah, they’re pretty misogynistic.  My female colleague really enjoys them (and at least one of us has a partner who has read through 5 of them), but they irritate #1 with their pretty blatant misogyny.  #2 has read about 5 of them and I don’t find them that bad, really. We recommend the Kitty series to hit that same werewolf/wizard/vampire etc. popcorn feel and for something a little more intense, the Kim Harrison Rachel Morgan series.  All the vampire/were/wizarding, less of the patriarchy.  Also:  the women don’t look at every single member of the opposite sex (or their own sex!) as a sex object, only the vampires.  But I think that’s part of vampire description, the sex object thing.  I sure hope every guy that comes into contact with me doesn’t give me the up and down for his readers like Harry Dresden does every single female character in his book (but not the male characters).

Q:  why kids are better then parents

A:  Regression to the mean (or mean reversion)

Q:  do university jobs work over the summer?

A:  Depends on the job.  Often student jobs are on a semester-to-semester basis.  It’s something you should ask about before accepting a job offer.  Some jobs are year round.  Some are only part-time during the school year but full-time during the summer.

Googled Questions Answered

Q:  which famous person said “it’s a lie! a lie i tell you!”

A:  We don’t know.

Q:  will i ever find what i want

A:  You will find that you wanted the wrong things.

Q:  what to take if sick a lot

A:  Trips to the doctor.  Then specialists.

Q:  what is alevel 1 charge in the er

A:  It is the minimum amount the er will gouge charge you just for sticking your head in a room.  For us… $1400.

Q:  what’s on your bookshelf?

A:  What is this bookshelF of which you speak?  Do you mean what is in your bookcases?  Mostly fantasy novels, but some other stuff too.

Q:  why do i want everything

A:  Because everything is nice?

Q:  why does everyone go to grad school

A:  Everyone doesn’t…

Q:  will feeding my newborn on demand make her an overeater later?

A:  NO NO NO NO!!!!!  Quite the opposite, in fact.  Scheduling your baby will teach her to overeat so she doesn’t end up super hungry before the next feeding.  (Yes, I know I’m not citing this, but of the literature on this topic I am most convinced by the correlations and logic going this direction rather than the other, even though I am well-aware that the literature generally sucks and is rife with omitted variables bias.)

Q:  who can love you better than your parents

A:  Depending on your parents, a lot of folks!  But the Flying Spaghetti Monster will always love you, bless his noodly appendage.

Q:  should i still insure house house after i paid off

A:  Answer is probably yes, but it will depend on the same things any insurance depends on.  What would your situation be if your house burned down– would you be able to replace it without difficulty?  How bad would you feel if it burned down and you couldn’t just rebuild?  How much does your insurance cost?  How painful does that feel?  If you want to get really technical, what’s the probability that something bad is going to happen your house.  Put all that information together and decide whether or not it’s worth paying insurance for the peace of mind.  For housing, it probably is.

Ask the Grumpies

Random Internet Marketer asks:

I loved your post on X.  May I:

1.  Provide a guest post on any topic?

2.  Pay you to add links to your previous posts?

3.  Give you a money/swag to review our company?

The answer to all of the above is, “No.”

If at any time we need guest posts, we will let you know.  And preference will go to people we’ve heard of (regular commenters, people on our blogroll, other people we read etc.) rather than random people out of the blue.

In terms of blog prostitution monetizing, one of us is concerned with her soul.  The other thinks you’re not offering enough moolah to make it worth her while to endanger the other’s soul.

Exception:  If you send us a book, we may read and review it (we may not).  Warning:  we may not give it a good review, and have been frequently known not to if the book kind of sucks.

Universal truths

  • Conservation of files:  A filing cabinet is filled every five years, no matter what size the filing cabinet or its location and purpose.
  • Feline paper displacement:  Whatever you are working on or reading will be the most comfortable place in the house for a kitty.  Addendum:  even if your “book” is a Kindle.
  • Inch = mile student edition:  Anything you do above and beyond to make your students’ lives easier will come back to bite you.  That is why it is above and beyond and not standard.
  • Store-bought raspberry lifespan: Illustrated by Sheldon comics.
  • Most people are too involved in their own lives to worry about yours on a regular basis.
  • The more you need sleep so you can think clearly because of a deadline, the less you will be able to sleep because you’re a stress-case.
  • If you spend an entire semester with no social life and every weekend free, you will get several invitations for events overlapping on the same day near the end of that semester.
  • The more time you need, the faster it goes by.
  • You will lose something in the process of organizing that you would not have lost had you not tried to organize.  (Currently looking for copies of the restricted data proposal that would be on top if I hadn’t filed them…)

What Universal Truths are we missing?

Google Q&A

Not to be confused with replacing Q with T.  That gets you something else entirely on the internets.

Q:  are we othe inyernet?

A:  Yes, weare e.

Q:  i live in zone 7 can i shape my compact holly now?

A:  Um.  Maybe?  DH says:  Don’t let your neighbors see you do it.

Q:  why do hot toddies work

A:  because of the DELICIOUS.

Q:  is it ok to merrie your best friend?

A:  It is absolutely ok to merrie anyone so long as they’re not doing one of those sulks where they just want to be sulking… or if they need to get through the stages of grief.  Comforting is good with the stages of grief but merrie is not really appropriate.

Q:  wat to make with barely anything in the fridge

A:  Usually I will make an egg in this situation (an omelete with stuff in it if there’s variety of barely anythings).  Of course, that only works if you have eggs in the fridge.  If you just have odds and ends and no eggs, you could make an odds and ends stirfry.  Or soup.  Or just eat things separately and alone.  Don’t eat just ketchup.

Q:  what is “a tony family”

A:  One that is wealthy and generally has a pedigree… old wealth.

Q:  why do i have to sacrifice everything

A:  Because if you don’t the great Monster Gathuuza will swallow the island and start on his path to vanquish the planet.  With your sacrifice, he will sleep another 400 years.  (Alternate answer:  You don’t.  Also, don’t marry a douche.)

Q:  what does rboc mean

A:  Random Bullets Of Crap.

Q:  do you agree that you should teach your children about housework even you are rich

A:  Depends on how rich and what you’re going to do with your inheritance.  Still, it’s good for a person to have basic skills so they can live on their own… cooking, basic cleaning.  Knowing how to make a bed when you’re a guest at someone’s house even if you will never need to make your own bed.  That sort of thing.

Q:  whats chores

A:  Things that need to be done whether you want to or not.

We hope that cleared some things up for you.

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