Just in case you thought you liked us but didn’t realize we were flaming liberals and social libertarians.
Pro-choice vs. Pro-life: Pro-choice
Gay marriage, pro vs. con: Pro- (though if specific churches don’t want to marry gays in their churches, whatever… it is the civil ceremony and legal rights we care about)
Blame the patriarchy vs. blame the oppressed: IBTP
Paper vs. plastic vs. cloth: Cloth but don’t feel guilty when we forget, use paper when we need the bags and say we don’t care otherwise
Soda vs. Pop: Soda
Cats vs. Dogs: Cats
Anything regarding sports: Who TF cares?
Whitewashing book covers: against
Fancy shoes: We are as divided on this question as we are on the mushroom question.
Feeding kids so they don’t grow up to be useless criminals: Pro-
Mac vs. PC: PC (but we’re not mac haters or anything)
Cell vs. Landline: this is like mushrooms too
Boxers vs. briefs: we are laaaaydies
Elitist vs. humble yourself: definitely elitist
Do ya still like us, bless our progressive little hearts?
Do you have an interesting X vs Y to share?