Oh coffee, sweet coffee
You are my wonder drug
You kick me awake
With a gentle slug.
You make headaches go away
You keep aches and pains at bay
You’re a great substitute for a nap
You make me feel better when I’m feeling like crap.
Oh coffee, sweet coffee,
For you, a glorious benediction
If only I didn’t feel so awful
Trying to wean myself from your addiction.
Note: #2 again denies any responsibility for this.