Our New Product

#2: People take so much TIME.  And most of them just aren’t interesting enough to be worth it.
#1 : it’s true! That’s why I’m a misanthrope. We sound like a commercial. Try this new product! It’s called Hatred of All Humanity! It’s Great!
#2:   mmm Hatred of Humanity, use it every day!

(Of course we don’t mean YOU, dear readers. You all fascinate us! And don’t actually take that much time…)

Anyone who comes up with an appropriate logo for this product will get a special shout-out and our undying thanks.  Somewhat related:  A sign at a brewery:  “I drink to make other people interesting.”

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9 Responses to “Our New Product”

  1. Comrade PhysioProf Says:

    Most people are ineffectual dumpster fires and boring to be around. It’s remarkable how few people have the combination of character traits that enable them to make real shitte in the world happen and be interesting people.

  2. bogart Says:

    I’d definitely buy some today — I’ve had one of those days. OK actually just one part of it was one of those days but it was sufficiently inane, maddening, and time-consuming that — oh argh!

    Hmmm … could that be your logo? It not sure in captures the “anthrope” in the “mis,” but maybe with a suitable graphic behind it…

  3. First Gen American Says:

    I think there’s already a product out there for this. It’s called “Being a Landlord.” Seriously, I was starting to get jaded on the good of man towards the end of my landlord days.

  4. MutantSupermodel Says:

    Ha fun. I wish I could design stuff.

  5. becca Says:

    I made you a logo
    http://cheezburger.com/View/5092872704
    You’re welcome.


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