#2: People take so much TIME. And most of them just aren’t interesting enough to be worth it.
#1 : it’s true! That’s why I’m a misanthrope. We sound like a commercial. Try this new product! It’s called Hatred of All Humanity! It’s Great!
#2: mmm Hatred of Humanity, use it every day!
(Of course we don’t mean YOU, dear readers. You all fascinate us! And don’t actually take that much time…)
Anyone who comes up with an appropriate logo for this product will get a special shout-out and our undying thanks. Somewhat related: A sign at a brewery: “I drink to make other people interesting.”