Q: how can you pay off credit card debt without getting a second job
A: Cut expenses.
Q: careerhow to have kids in acadimia
A: Just don’t. Neither the kids nor especially the academia. Especially not the academia.
Q: who are mothers
A: Ooh ooh, I know this one. To quote Free to Be You and Me. “Mothers are women, women with children.” They can be almost anything, but they cannot be fathers (barring hermaphrodites, and assuming that transsexuals are only one sex at a time).
Q: can i eat colby jack cheese if i’m allergice to cow’s milk?
A: What? No! How did you survive long enough to be able to use the internet on your own? (Now, if you’re just lactose intolerant, you’ll have to try it and see what happens.)
Q: is it a sin that people are starving and yet we are wasting
A: If I recall my Catholic
indoctrination training, yes, it is a sin of omission. We are all sinners because we cannot save the world and many of us are too lazy to try. We should probably try a little harder than we do, but perhaps not so hard as we think we ought.
Q: am i famous on the internet yet?
A: Not yet.
Q: who should i ask to buy stuff from my fundraiser
A: Not us!
Q: can i eat sharp humbolt cheese while pregnant
A: probably not, for the same reason you should avoid brie and other soft raw milk cheeses– if you get food poisoning that’s dangerous. You can eat it if it has been cooked extensively first to kill any potential pathogens.
Q: do you cancel teaching when you’re sick?
A: So far, no.
Q: do leftovers from night before keep for packed lunches next day if not heated
A: We don’t want to get sued, so we’ll say, “When in doubt, throw it out.” Obviously different kinds of leftovers are going to make better packed lunches than others. We do not recommend sushi, for example. Pancakes are probably fine. But always, be careful.
Q: can we use the same dataset to publish different papers
A: Of course! So long as the questions and answers are different than your previously published papers. Otherwise only one paper would ever be allowed to be published using say, the census, and that would be silly.
Q: should i tell my mom i have twitter?
A: Not unless you remove that link to the picture of your junk first. Actually, do that anyway. Nobody wants to see it.