Q: why do physio have no sense of humor or am i in the worng job
A: We’re pretty sure CPP has a sense of humor, so even though we don’t see the link, perhaps it is the latter.
Q: do college professors work everyday
A: #1 usually does 6 days a week (really more like 5.5)
Q: how to come true a dream
A: Uh, that sounds dirty. Maybe you should ask a teenage boy. Though that might get you arrested (unless you’re also under 18). So don’t do that.
Q: why is my taxes wrapped up my mortgage
A: Because of paternalism. The gov’t doesn’t believe that you’ll remember to put aside enough money to pay your taxes in one big lump at the end of the year. So, unless you have a certain amount of home equity, they help you out on that.
Q: untenured can i take vacation?
A: Assuming it is during a break and doesn’t interfere with your teaching etc, yes. Whether or not a vacation will affect your tenure chances depends on many variables.
Q: how to decide on right time to have a baby
A: Think about it, talk about it, listen to your feelings.
Q: how do average kids treat gifted kids
A: We can’t answer this question. We’re too busy trying to relock the black boxes of our memories. *shudder*
Q: what expenses do you still pay after you pay off your house
A: Everything except principal and interest. (Generally you can also drop insurance, but you probably shouldn’t.)
Q: do men use the term they have to tinkle
A: Some do.
Q: effects of spending money
A: Generally the main effect is that you have less money than you had before, and in its stead, either a good or service you did not have before