Q: why does my 2 year old be grumpy to other people
A: because ze is two.
Q: equifax – do i need to send in copies?
A: They say you do. Good luck with that.
Q: how is education these days
A: still pretty terrible
Q: how ask for notes from classmate
A: Hey [insert classmate’s name here],
I’m in your [insert class name here] class. I had to miss class on [insert day]. I was wondering if it would be possible to borrow your notes for that day. I will get them back right away. Thanks in advance!
Q: why am i grumpy when i don’t sleep properly
A: because that is the correct response.
Q: how to toilet train when working part time
A: It doesn’t have to be all or nothing– potty train when you can, don’t worry about it when you can’t.
Q: should teens have the same minimum wage jobs as adults?
A: We recommend against stripping for the under 18 set, though one of #1’s former roommates did work as a stripper when she turned 18.
Q: how much do you need to pay for a master
A: We’re not really educated on the whole BDSM scene, but we imagine it varies by city and popularity of said master. It’s all about the supply and demand (supply of demand?)
Q: what advice would you give a friend who has admitted she cheated on a exam to the professor and is awaiting punishment
A: Your friend should check online for her school’s procedure for academic dishonesty cases. Otherwise, wait and suck it up.
Q: should you force a kid to do something they dont want to do if you know they will love it
A: Depends what it is.
September 28, 2012 at 7:38 am
Going to be giggling over “supply of demand” all day.
September 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Oh my…master…I really needed a laugh today!
September 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Even though I bet the base pay is less, those strippers probably make more than minimum!
October 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm
I dunno why but the last one is really…. creepy…. ew.
October 5, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Oh man, we had not thought about it that way. The post they found was about extracurricular activities, and whether or not kids should do piano, swimming, sports, and so on. So not Penn State.
October 6, 2012 at 12:11 pm
My brain is a bit morbid
October 6, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Speaking of creepy: http://awfullibrarybooks.net/?p=21534#comments
(A lot of the people in the comments apparently do not have minds capable of going there…)
October 8, 2012 at 7:55 am
Oh wow that’s pretty bad.