Googled questions

Q:  will i love second baby as much as first

A:  yes

Q:  why do i feel like i have to be better than my dad

A:  Because you don’t want to be a wanker?  Seriously, man, your dad sucks.

Q:  reasons parents should pay for thier childrens education in the econmy

A:  Because many public school programs just don’t do a good job of teaching spelling, and that makes the kids less employable.

Q:  what is a parent philosophy

A:  A big philosophy that spawns smaller related philosophies

Q:  is it true that i could marry my bestfriend

A:  Depends on your best friend’s feelings and the laws in your state

Q:  would you let house go into foreclosure to send child to private school

A:  no

Q:  if i sold house payed off first mortgage but still owed second can they still buy house

A:  So long as the amount they pay is greater than the remainder of the mortgage (which you will then pay off with the proceeds).  If not, then you will have to try a short-sale.

Q:  does a b+ kill my phd prospects?

A:  No.

Q:  activities in me this weekend

A:  Circulatory, pulmonary…

Q:  should kids have jobs

A:  According to child labor laws… no.

2 Responses to “Googled questions”

  1. Leslie Beslie (@lintacious) Says:

    I think I’m missing the context here.

  2. MutantSupermodel Says:

    LOL!
    Q: is it true that i could marry my bestfriend

    A: Depends on your best friend’s feelings and the laws in your state


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