Googled Questions Answered

Q:  who is mrmoneymustache

A:  This guy.

Q:  who is laura vandekams husband

A:  Perhaps you should ask her!  Not Mr. Money Moustache, though.

Q:  do you love me still proper grammar

A:  Proper grammar will always love you.  However, sometimes it is a tough love.

Q:  should i get equifax premier plan

A:  Absolutely not!

Q:  best time to have a baby in college?

A:  No

Q:  how do i cut a three year old nap without getting him grumpy

A:  If he’s getting grumpy, then he may not yet be ready to nap less.  Is there a reason you need to cut the nap?  If it’s a preschool thing, maybe you could work with them.  Of course, if you mean that the nap is 3 years long, then that’s something we hope you’re talking with doctors about.  More of a coma than a nap…

Q:  is feminism still important in 2013

A:  YES.

Q:  how do people from the midwest talk

A:  The way people are SUPPOSED to talk.  Well, except people from Wis CON sin… or the Yupers.  They talk funny.

Q:  how do i cover ugly looking vertical shades curtains

A:  #1 thinks curtains are good enough.  #2 suggests you rip the vertical blinds out and destroy them.

Q:  things to make kids

A:  Um, do you really need a tutorial for this?  If so, we recommend asking a librarian or your doctor or finding a high school health text book.  Now, if you know the standard way and are having difficulty, then you should definitely talk to your doctor.  We also recommend Taking Charge of Your Fertility for more general information.


14 Responses to “Googled Questions Answered”

  1. Bardiac Says:

    I think that’s “Wi-SCON-sin.”

  2. Laura Vanderkam (@lvanderkam) Says:

    No, definitely not Mr. Money Mustache. Not my type.

  3. Historiann Says:

    I thought it was spelled “Yoopers,” but what do I know? (I still have a midwestern accent, FWIW.)

  4. Dr. Koshary Says:

    Where do all these crazy-ass questions come from? Does WordPress let you track the google queries that lead to your blog? (Pardon my ignorance. Gotta learn somehow.)

  5. Pamela Says:

    “Proper grammar will always love you. However, sometimes it is a tough love.”
    Best answer EVER.

  6. Mutant Supermodel Says:

    Poor three year old. Also poor future child of last Googler.

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