Q: what if i don’t sleep train
A: Then the world ends and it is all your fault. Thanks for playing. Just kidding! If you don’t sleep train your kid will most likely sleep on hir own at some point. It’ll be ok.
Q: depression has sucked the life out of me whats the point
A: We could give a really flip answer here about chocolate or dried food bits under the couch, but instead we’ll take it seriously and tell you, please get help. Make a call to your doctor, a friend, or a hotline [link to hotline here].
Q: what are the average grades of a preschooler who takes regular naps
A: Um… preschools give grades?
Q: is tiaa-cref or vanguard better
A: Vanguard, but TIAA-CREF is great too. Also, if you need a little more handholding, TIAA-CREF is a little better at that, and may be worth the small additional expense to get it.
Q: do you have to have plans every weekend
A: Laura Vanderkam says yes. We say, “Hell NO.”
Q: each generation believes that their generation is better than the next generation. why is this true and untrue? please support your answer.
A: Did your professor SAY you could completely plagiarize from the internet? We’re guessing no.
Q: money mustache realistic?
A: I don’t see why not. Is he replicable? Well, if your utility function looks *exactly* like his, then sure. But don’t worry, there are lots of perfectly wonderful lives you can be leading that don’t involve owning a giant house, running a carpentry business, biking everywhere, having exactly one kid, etc.
Q: can you pay someones property taxes and they still have a mortgage
Q: grades in grad school?
A: Yes, usually there are, at least for the first couple years.
Q: does a moustache make you grumpy
A: Depends upon how skritchy it is when kissing. (And, of course, only my partner’s moustache or lack thereof matters.)