If you don’ t know the answer, you can at least follow the part of the instructions that says “Use complete sentences”.
#1: I guess so
word to all you people in lecture who were like “yeah yea we got this”: you don’t got it.
maybe y’all wanna get a little less sleepy in lecture from now on, eh?
…and if I worried that I didn’t change the exam enough for the course repeaters? They’re doing JUST as badly as before. No worries.
#2: I remember in my one [high school] class the teacher gave the SAME exam complete with same multiple choice questions and same question order etc.
I got 100%…
#1: yeah, you’d be surprised how many people STILL tank it
#2: the second time and the THIRD time…
#1: it’s like they don’t have basic skills to be in college! </sarcastic voice>
#2: and yet, the average was still like a C or a D
oh, and it was OPEN NOTES
I just don’t get some people.
why even bother with exams?
#1: why bother going to college?
if you’re going to get EVERY opportunity to ace the exam and still don’t?
I can understand social/parental pressure I guess, but WHY ARE YOU IN MY MAJOR???
GO BOTHER [OTHER SOCIAL SCIENCE]!
#2: my students this year who need to come to office hours aren’t. They may not pass.
#2: they should, but they’re not putting the time in
#1: should, but shan’t. It’s sad when someone takes both my classes at once and can’t pass either
(though again, how did you get to be a senior in this major???)
WHO PASSED YOU?
Also, accidentally, I graded these exams in the school colors!