Q: who do you call cutie patootie
A. You, snookie-ookums!
Q: are some gifted kids stupid
A. Some of everyone is stupid. (For some definitions of stupid and gifted.)
Q: why you’ll miss your class in high school the most
A. We don’t, though.
Q: why doesnt my significant other intriduce me to people
A: You’re probably best off asking hir! If you’re not satisfied with hir answer (which should be something on the order of, “oh! I didn’t realize you wanted me to do that, I will totally be better about it in the future”), we give you our blessing to dump.
Q: reading site that recommends books compared to others read but not amazon
A. You absolutely want LibraryThing.com! Take the tour.
Q: how am i supposed to make everything perfect?
A: The best way is to get to be the one who defines what perfect is.
Q: if a woman says my partner it usually refers to what sex
A: It is unlikely to be >99% one gender and <1% another gender, so probably you should just not make any assumptions on gender/sex.
Q: on what occasion do you give each other presents?
A: Christmas and birthdays, mostly.
Q: i wonder if my students write awful things about me
A. Stop wondering. Embrace the certainty.
Q: i’m washing pots and pans where do i put them until i can dry them
A. In the dishwasher? Oven? Towel on counter? Towel on chair? Hanging pot rack? On your head?