Q: average time to completely furnish a 15 room house
A: No doubt far less than what it took us to furnish our smaller house!
Q: ran out of cereal and bread what should i have for breakfast
A: eggs! or cake…
Q: do lecturers work through summer
A: Often they do, but not always.
Q: why do people make fun of gifted children
A: Because the world is a terrible terrible place.
Q: what is a moms least favorite chore
A: Depends on the mom. Is your least favorite chore the same as everyone else’s? (My least favorite chore is probably vacuuming because I’m hella allergic to dust.)
Q: can i get a “c” in a graduate school class
Q: are 9 month contract professors required to fill out fmla paperwork for the summer
A: Probably not, but check with your school’s HR just to be sure.
Q: ways to answer roll calls
A: Here. Present. Yes. Ya Vol mein frau doktor!
Q: why doesn’t my balance in your checkbook doesn’t match up
A: Why do you have my checkbook?
Q: a toddler that sleeps a lot mean not that intelligent?
A: Of course not!