Makin up a song about email in a chat log
#1: my brain is exploding with email, I don’t understand
whyyyyyyy so much email
#2: why are you getting so much email?
who is sending it?
#1: many peeps
#2: networking peeps?
#1: all sorts of peeps. Some is forwarded from [university]. Some is colleagues. Some is friends, some is listserv, some is “your order has shipped”, some is my mom
#2: “your order has shipped” is always nice. Does your mom have an unsubscribe button?
#1: hahaha unsubscribe mom from sending me stuff she thought I might like that is either irrelevant or I thought about it 3 years ago. Sigh.
My password expires in 30 days…. would you please allow us to use your stimuli (sure!), would you like to read these books or attend this sale or be a co-author, the conference information has changed….. eeeeeemail.
The third co-author needs to talk to you, here is your lease, here is the name of a headhunter, our baby is cute….. eeeeeeemail.
(Bridge: Here’s your receipt; would you mind taking this survey?)
Your review is due, someone’s changing their email address, times for riding…. eeeeeeeeemail.
Sing it with me, y’all! (#2 also has 200+ emails to go through right now…)