Google in the new year!

Q:  why do you want a second baby

A:  We’ve become attached, so getting rid of hir is not an option.

Q:  can going on unemployment hurt you from getting job

A:  Highly unlikely.  How would a potential employer even know?  Research does suggest that people who do not go on unemployment search harder and earlier for jobs than people with unemployment, but they could be doing more targeted searches looking for better matches.  (Research also suggests that’s unlikely, and people aren’t searching as hard, but it isn’t firm.)

Q:  should i refer to my girlfriend as my partner?

A:  What does your girlfriend think?

Q:  what does singularly focused mean

A:  When you focus on one thing to the exclusion of all others.  It could also mean that you’re especially/unusually focused on something.  I can see how that might be confusing.

Q:  what do you call someone who wallows in anothers misery

A:  A sadist?

Q:  can i ask grandson to invite his cousins to his wedding

A:  Probably.  But you shouldn’t unless you’re paying for it.

Q:  should an executive use a jansport bag instead of a brief case

A:  Depends on the fashions for that position in that company.

Q:  are hoa dues payable after mortgage has been paid off?

A:  You still have to pay HOA dues whether or not you have a mortgage.

Q:  can you give money to a charity and tell them specifically how to spend it

A:  Yes, that is called a targeted donation.  They might not take the money though if they don’t like the target.

Q:  what does the name “memaw” mean?

A:  Generally it means Grandma.

 

Glad we cleared that up for you.

4 Responses to “Google in the new year!”

  1. Debbie M Says:

    “Q: can i ask grandson to invite his cousins to his wedding”

    If you want to party with the cousins, throw your own party and invite the cousins yourself!

  2. becca Says:

    I think sadists enjoy *causing* other’s misery. Simply wallowing in anothers misery makes you a vicarious masochist.


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