… in which #1 sends #2 text messages during the work day.
#1: there is a large blue beanbag in the library here. Good news: it’s comfortable. Bad news: it’s carnivorous. I might have to live here now.
#2: She who lives by the beanbag…
#1: I could use a nap like whoa.
#1: [coworker] came by. He covets the blue beanbag.
#2: hahah. It is Yours.
#1: At least until I go home tonight. (or I guess someone could steal it while I pee.) But I think maybe I will stay here until I go home.
#1: I think I am sinking.
#2: death by beanbag chair!
#1: the student aide at the front desk has been alerted by a kind colleague that she should check if I am still alive before closing time
#1: I think the only way out is to roll sideways onto the floor.
Grumpeteers, have you encountered a carnivorous seating arrangement in its natural habitat?