Google questions because that last ask the grumpies is too hard

Q:  what happens to kids that don’t do nothing when they come after school

A:  they do something?  Hopefully their homework and chores?

Q:  what language is mimi and pipi from

A:  Maybe French Canadian?

Q:  why do i love to be miserable

A:  Because you are a masochist?

Q:  why some people rather drama

A:  Because they are bored.  Idle hands make the devil’s playground.

Q:  if i pay off my lian can i borrow it again

A:  Depends on the lian agent.

Q:  websites for googly questions

A:  You have come to the right place.

Q:  why do mom’s beg kids to do stuff they don’t want

A:  This is one of those mysteries in life.

Q:  why is check book always off

A:  Basic arithmetic is a harsh mistress.

Q:  is it worth having two jobs to pay off bills early

A:  Depends on the opportunity cost of the marginal job.

Q:  how to cook rumblings

A:  I’m gonna guess in the oven, but you can probably stove-top it with a dutch oven.

3 Responses to “Google questions because that last ask the grumpies is too hard”

  1. Rented life Says:

    My checkbook is always off from the bank. There are items I have receipts for that even after months don’t show up on the online or paper statements. I’ve called the bank about it a few times and they were like “oh that happens.” So I just keep a little cushion in there and figure it’ll work out.

  2. chacha1 Says:

    do you ever wonder, are these questions actually from humans? or are they spambot-generated? My brain hurts thinking of all these illiterates out there with access to computers.


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