So, completely unrelated to the above: There’s this person on twitter named Amy Jo Cousins that people retweet a lot. And every time I see her, I think, oh, I wonder what she’s up to these days because every single time I think it’s my cousin named Amy Jo. And then I’m like, … she came out? And why did she change her last name from [mother’s maiden name]? Did she get married? And then I suddenly realize she isn’t my cousin. That’s her actual last name. In fairness– she lives in the Midwest and looks a lot like my mom’s side of the family.
My actual cousin named Amy Jo, to my knowledge, does not write erotic fiction.