#1: Hey, take this quiz.
I am:
65.5% ravenclaw
32.6% hufflepuff
and the remainder is gryffindor.
#2: hm.
#1: I am a smart coward!
#2: hm.
#1: I’m surprised there’s no slytherin, after all, I–
#2: I’m uh… 70% syltherin
#1: Uh
Um.
#2: Indeed
#1: backs away slowly
#2: doot de dooo
#1: I have work ethic and friendliness…
#2: I do NOT have friendliness
#1: I don’t think you’re *normally* slytherin though. Maybe it’s the extra stress you’ve been under?
#2: Mayyyyyyyybeeeeeee
#1: Ulp
#2: [makes mustache twirling motion]
#1: I laugh nervously at your villainy
#2: [steeples fingers]
#1: All this time I had no idea
#2: [maniacal laugh]
/fin
