Useless skills

I’m terrible at remembering names.  Absolutely terrible.  To make up for that, I have a superior memory in some pretty useless areas.

I can remember things I’ve eaten.  Like, if you ask me what I had at a restaurant a year ago, I can remember that.  Often I can also remember what everybody else had too.  And sometimes how much each item cost.

I can remember where I read a specific book (in the bathroom, in the tub, on the couch, in my in-laws’ basement etc.).  Not what the book was about mind you, just where I read it.

I can also remember how many comments there were on a post the last time I checked it.  (Maybe this isn’t so useless if it saves a click?  Though usually it doesn’t really because I just hit reload if the number hasn’t changed.  You know, just in case.)

Do you have any completely useless superpowers?

Care bear stare!

Ok, so if you were a care bear, what would come out of your belly during care-bear stare time?

We’ve already determined that CPP will squirt out rainbows of sweet Jameson.

#1 will send out showers of books.  Those hard corners will be perfect for defeating villains.

#2 will shoot out threads of gooey cheeses.  Goop the villains up so that #1 can bludgeon them senseless.

(around :58… it’s easier to handle with the sound off)

How about you?