Q: when did you want another baby
A: When my first started being able to entertain hirself and to help out around the house. (Also, DH saw his sibling’s newborn and got baby fever.) YMMV.
Q: can i have a gardening business as a second job
A: Can you have it as a first job?
Q: reasons you are from the midwest
A: 1. You were born there; 2. Your parents moved there when you were a child (often for job purposes) and stayed for a while; 3. Your escape pod from Krypton landed there.
Q: places for gifted children to hang out on the internet
A: probably not where I hung out in high school and early college, that’s for sure.
Q: is it better to have a 403 b or a roth ira?
A: Both! If you can swing it. What do you think your income will be like when you retire? Would you rather be taxed now or later?
Q: funny things to say to good looking people
A: “Madam, I may be drunk but bllllearrrrghhhh.” –Winston Churchill after too much alcohol
Q: what will happen if we don’t eat radishes
A: radishes will overrun us all and start getting all up in our grills. Please do your part.
Q: should i buy a home in december
A: Sure, why not? (Assuming you have 20% down and can afford a 30 year fixed rate mortgage)
Q: “pay off mortgage or buy another house”
A: The former, then the latter, unless you have a lot of money (and the temperament) to play investor.
Q: nice things to say to your best friend
A: I couldn’t blog without you!
Grumpy Rumblings (of the formerly untenured) 
August 30, 2013 at 4:28 am
but now I want to know where you hung out on the internet! IRC?
August 30, 2013 at 10:20 am
Strangely I was not on IRC. I did find some sites that were… meant for older people. :-)
August 30, 2013 at 4:59 am
OMG these Google questions posts are so funny!
August 30, 2013 at 6:30 am
Are these search terms that led people to your site? =/
August 30, 2013 at 6:32 am
yup
August 30, 2013 at 9:02 am
The radish one is so bizarre but so great. I never considered there might be repercussions to not eating radishes LOL
August 30, 2013 at 9:09 am
Think of the children! We cannot let them grow up in a world ruled by our radish overlords.
August 30, 2013 at 7:17 pm
Q: When did you want another baby?
A: When the first one sprung a leak the *day* after the warranty expired.
August 30, 2013 at 7:22 pm
OWOWOW it hurts to laugh so much. So very wrong.
August 30, 2013 at 7:23 pm
Hm, mine leaks a lot. I didn’t realize that was grounds for replacement. I’m kind of attached to this one. Plus my first one stopped leaking after a few years, so maybe it’ll fix itself.